What is Milking The Spunk Monkey?

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masturbation jacking the beanstalkslapping little German Johnny behind his headwanking offpolishing the candlestick choking the chickenwaxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

See stroking, wanking, masturbating, jacking, choking
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