What is Milkweed?
1.
A white guy
man that shut up you milkweed
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2.
a white person who tries to stop your ideas like a weed, blocking someones ideas
stop being such a fucking milkweed.
that bitch just milkweeded me!
your a milkweed
go join the milkweedians
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3.
putting your ramboozle rod into a magic tunnel until the walls come rumbeling and tumbeling down
also known as
splunking
splunking is also known as galooshing in france
galooshing in france is also known as looking at pornography in your basment nude wishing you had friends family a job a life and a baseball bat
i wrote this when i was high on milkweed
i like to touch those bogadous apple pies
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4.
Used as a substitute for any other noun.
I punched her right in the milkweed.