What is Millard?
1.
like a mallard duck but better!!
person 1:wot is there name?
person 2:millard
person 1:like the duck
person 2:no it's spelt differently and is 1000 times better
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A district in western Omaha, Nebraska that contains some of the trashiest, dirtiest, sluttiest, and down right inhuman douche bags on the planet. They are known for getting belligerent, sucking dicks, getting stds (the one and only reason why Omaha has come to the top of the charts in number of stds per capita) and teenage pregnancies. Drug and tobacco use is common as well as unprotected sex, sometimes illegally. Despite being so white trash, millard is full of rich, racially confused faggots that commonly wear abercrombie and fitch, pac sun, hollister, american eagle, buckle, and ecko maybe all at the same time. A common meeting place is taco bell or sonic. Technically there are 3 millard schools: millard north, millard west, and millard south who all manage to usually field decent football teams filled with short quick white guys on steroids, going along with this is that most of the students have a G.P.A of 2.0 or lower. The only other thing they have going for them is hot chicks (dumb sluts).
The only cool people in millard are the people that live there and don't go to millard schools or skutt.
millard guy: i got so fuckin wasted last night! Then i smoked like 5 bowls and got like 2 and a half bjs.
millard girl: sounds like fun! I spent a bunch of money that my parents gave me on alcohol last night and sucked at least 3 dicks...i can't remember for sure.
millard guy: yea, then me and my bros were rollin in my hummer with the windows down, looking fresh with some new pink polos my mom just bought me from hollister and my new famous stars and straps flatbill, blaring some Lil' Wayne and Tpain. Man dat shit is tiiight.
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