What is Millburn?
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Called the "ghetto" of
Yo I live in Millburn wuddup.
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just about the most boring place to live. This is a very good school district that attracts not so good people. Good down town area filled with nice little restaurants where kids from Middle and High School spend their parents money after school. Besides the fact that a lot of the kids in the school are pretty snobby, there are a few small friend groups filled with individuals who are down to earth and very nice people. The school year consists of many nice little vacations (thanks to the Jewish Holidays!) and well spaced out breaks (i.e winter break, spring break) all within a month of eachother. The football team for the high school is pretty bad, but people still support it anyway. the soccer team is really good.
Home and Property: the property here is very expensive because of the great school district. There are a few appartment complexes which are nice to live in. Taxes are VERY high here and so is the school lunch.
Drug of Choice is Alcohol and weed.
Millbun Snob: Hey, Omagawd! do you like...totally want to waste my unlimited supply of money from my dads credit card on insanely expensive items?
Normal person: uhh..sure
Snob: like Omagawd we can smoke weed after that!
Normal: uhh...ok. i guess. i wish i didnt move to Millburn
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Millburn is the so thought of "ghetto" of short hills. Well, it isn't. Millburn has as many japs preps skaters and posers as short hills as well as all of the "drama" but all the kids in Millburn are the same as short hills: They are bratty, snobby, jerky, and do not deserve anything that they own. Millburn does deserve to pop there collors though because Short Hills pretty much owns Millburn. When you think about it it is ghetto (compared to short hills).
Yo sup i live in THE GHETTO (Millburn) so back off or i will go tell my rich daddy who lives in short hills :X!
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Millburn is as bad as Short Hills. Short hills is a part of Millburn, just with it's own zip code. Everyone goes to Millburn High and Millburn Middle. They share the Millburn Police and Fire Dept. Millburn people make as much money as Short Hills people. It is just divided by tracks that is all. People make such a big deal about it, but they should go and back to their little rich houses and shut up. Millburn is the same. Maybe we produce more punks and skaters who skate at The Common then Short Hills because people grow up to belive that Millburn is the "ghetto" Bottom line: Millburn is as rich, snobby, bratty, bitchy, lucky as Short Hills.
Boy 1: Dude my dad makes 20,000 a year
Boy 2: You live in Short hills?
Boy 1: No.
Boy 2: Dude fucking move
Boy 1: No i like Millburn it is close to the school
Boy 2: Queer i am not talking to you
Boy 1: Go back to your rich house, prude poser
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