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Fecal matter left in one's ass because they didn't wipe well enough after a dump. Usually results in a second trip to the bat..
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Something that can fit into a pocket that can easily be stolen.
Damn dat mini camera was pocketable as fuck, no one noticed that I jack..
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When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear
Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton..