Millimetre

What is Millimetre?


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The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:

"I have a 6 inch dick!"

"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"


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