What is Million Wiper?
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When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.
my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper
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The act of being SO confused that one's head is about to explode!
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Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally us..
