Million Wiper

What is Million Wiper?


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When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.

my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper


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