What is Million Wiper?
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When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.
my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper
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To be raped during sleep.
I'm pretty sure I narco-raped you.
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The act of using a Rake to gather leaves into one large pile and then enjoy the proceedings.
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