What is Mills Goggles?
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1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.
2. See also: Millsbian
Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!"
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The current girlfriend of a person you tag-teamed a girl with in the past.
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