Milm

What is Milm?


1.

Mother I'd Like to Meet

For the gentlemen who would just enjoy a casual conversation with an attractive mother

"Hey, check out that milm on the corner!"

"Your mom is a real milm."

See milf, mile, mom, mother

2.

Dried flakey jizzumusually found on socks that have been found under a bed.

Mum: Our Jason has been playing with himself again!

Dad: You haven't walked in on him again have you?

Mum: No, I found some milm on his socks!

Dad: We should buy more kleenex!

3.

Mother I'd Like to Milk. Similar to milf except this would involve a yummy mummy with large breasts.

Look at that milm - wouldn't mind having a go on them.


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