Milp Edit Meaning

1.

1;N.The nasty stringy saliva found stuck between two people's lips after a kiss or oral sex.

2;V.the act of producing milp.

Dude,Susie was with me last night.

Goddamn she was so sloppy, i couldnt tell what was milp or what was sperm.

She milped all over me son.

See spit, loogie, head, sex, nasty, oral, sperm

2.

Usually used in the plural form, MILPs. This stands for Moms I'd Like to Punch, on analogy with the widely use MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). Specifically, MILPs are vacuous or insipid young stay-at-home moms that bore and irritate the more educated or sophisticated moms who are reduced to socializing with them for the children's sake.

I'd rather be at home reading Günter Grass, but there's no school today, so I had to take Finn and Olivia to the park and listen to a bunch of MILPs talk about soap operas and peanut allergies.

See milf, milfs, moms

3.

mom i'd like to "poke"

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!

Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!

Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

See cougar, hot, sexy, fuck, mom