What is Milpkin?
1.
A pumpkin discreetly filled with milk given as a gesture of kindness to a friend around Halloween with the intention of watching said friend carve the pumpkin and their gradual confused realization that the pumpkin is actually full of milk. Performed correctly and with an enthusiastic victim, this act of giving can be devastating.
Bill: Hey Jon! Here we picked you up a pumpkin to carve.
Jon: Yes! I really wanted to carve one!
(starts carving, occasionally wiping up milk)
Jon: Why the fuck is there milk coming out of my pumpkin?!
Bill: Because it's a milpkin, not a pumpkin.
Jon: I hate you.
Random Words:
1.
Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...
I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE M..
1.
An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country...
1.
The act of spooning with another male.
Did you and Andy really vootenscootch last night?
See sex, gay, anal, gross, homosexual..
