Miltf

What is Miltf?


1.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

2.

'Mother's I'd like to Fuck' a variation of the 'Yummie Mummy' & 'Sexy Mother Figure' archetypes . Frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. Physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. Probably gagging for it.

1: Mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.

2: Where?, Oh yeah. I love summer.

3.

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!

Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.

Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!

Tim: Want me to babysit?

See sexual intercourse, motherhood

4.

mum i like to fuck orginated from, american pie.

also as braunys mum

u-oi braun man ya mums a miltf

braun-fuck you man your dead

See larry

5.

stands for "mother I'd like to titty fuck"

ex: Damn, your mom has nice boobs, she's a MILTF.

See milf, mirf, fun bags, tits

6.

A varient of MILF, but with more love and anticipation. It also more proper, not leaving out any letters.

Mother-I'd-LOVE-To-FUCK.

1: Yo let's go to Milly's house!

2: FUCK no, we need to go to Steve's.

1: Why?

2: Because of his MILTF!

1 & 2: FUCK YEAH!

See milf, cod, fuck, sex


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