What is Milton Keynes?
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A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.
Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.
MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.
Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
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The worlds 'new city' supposedly paving the way towards future city design with it's environmentally friendly image, a grid system of roads, modern architecture and facilitation of improved social interaction.
The reality being a city of overly sized proportions for it's population, never ending traffic confusion for outsiders, post-modern construction design in most buildings and a continuing growth of the
Everywhere I go all I see is a fabricated society and a kid with a Kangol
hoody /hoodie
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The ghetto, aka
My hoods ruff, my hoods tuff, i liv in da manor man dem call MK, blap blap
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Very large motorway service area on the
Often abbreviated to MK, often has large advert in The Times.
Im going past Milton Keynes.
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A dump that ought to be razed to the ground.
MK is a roundabout ridden dump.
