What is Mimzbie?
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Variant(s): MIM-ZEE', Mini-Zombie
Fuction: Noun
Etymology: English descent
1) A midget zombie.
2) Term given to a midget/darf/little person who has become one of the walking undead.
3) The zombiefication of a human midget.
4) Same characteristics and behavior of a normal zombie: walkin undead, evil intent, brain fuctions on the primial need to feed, ablility to infect others, very short and slightly funnier.
Survior 1 - Quick, use your rifle to headshot that group of zombies in the distance.
Survivor 2 - Wait, their not in the distance.
Survivor 1 - Really? They look far away.
Survivor 2 - No, those are MIMZBIES and their only 20 feet.
Survivor 1 - No fucking way! Those don't exist.
Survivor 2 - TOO LATE!!
BOTH - ARRRUUUUGGGHRRRHHHH
Random Words:
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The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.
Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollar..
