Minacs

What is Minacs?


1.

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. Meanwhile your superiors get paid to smoke.

I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess

See Duke

2.

a Dead End Job. Although it may seem promising when you start, company policy changes on a monthly basis, making it impossible to qualify for incentives. The better you do your job, the less chances you have of being promoted. After Working at Minacs for more then 3 months, you will develop a case of Minass.

John's career as a truck driver was Minacs'ed because he went blind.

See Bill

3.

A homophobic institution that promotes hate and stupidity at all levels of employment (IE Corporately Employees). Minacs only cares about the money it makes and not about how safe or happy the employees are. You will work at Minacs and go nowhere for years unless you can live with your nose in someones ass, which is how all internal promotions are done... You are either best friends with the recruiter and get promoted to a position like IT, or you are so stupid you can't even tie your own shoes and just do whatever your boss wants, regardless of how morally wrong it is, or how many people you piss off in the process. Your time is honestly better spent picking bottles off the street. You will hate Minacs if you apply there.

Minacs is comparable to being forced to eat a 437lb Man's shit after eating an "Inferno-Flare Mexi Meal" and the throwing it up, and being forced to eat your vomit, all while having a 70+ year old woman who has smoked 20+ cigarettes every day of her life squatting with her rotten vagina on your nose.

See shit, joke, mistake, homophobic, hateful, rude, inhuman, incest

4.

Now Owned by Aditya (Adit-eeeee-ah) Birla Group, Minacs is a dead end place unless you want to go no where in your career. You can come to work and deal with a bunch of incompetent monkeys (leaders). And there are plenty of them - especially at the executive level.

Minacs offers very little training, constantly changing ambiguous processes and a chance to work with a bunch of ID10Ts (Yes Democrats).

I could not get a real job, so I lucked out and got minacs'ed!

See call center, exit strategy, monkeys

5.

Corporate bull-shit at it's finest. Dead end job where they make you believe you are part of a greater "team" when in fact this is to be untrue. Many people who are a part of team minacs either hate their job because of having to deal with contractors customers. Or having to deal with management who can be agonizing at most.

Forcing corporate policy is at most an ideal as it is never followed threw with, depending on how much management likes you.

Staff can be explained as childish at most.

CYA (cover your ass) is a term commonly used as often other staff members go out of their way to get other staff members in trouble.

Those who are good at their jobs are often overlooked and their skills are not recognized.

If possible look for a job during training and then quit after nesting.

"when i die i hope i go to hell, anything beats minacs."

See hell, corporate, dead end, tsr, escalation, death, evil, soulless

6.

Minacs is a company, that is fair to it's employees. You can talk to the T. L.s and Managers whenever you have an issue with anything. If anyone thinks it is a deadend job, they haven't worked there for over 4 years and loved every minute there. The co-workers are all like family!

Minacs is a call center.

See tsr, call center


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