Mince Pies Edit Meaning

1. When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse. "A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire" See Murphy..

1. Canadian lumberjack who owns a never-ending waterfall of maple syrup. Lives in a wooden crate that happens to have internet access. Aura..

1. 1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the pen..