What is Mind Over Splatter?
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A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
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the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.
dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in t..
