Mind Poo

What is Mind Poo?

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Mind poo is when you need to a do a real shit but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. So instead of walking. You do a massive shit in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a shit in real life. Thinking too hard may cause you to do a real shit.

Guy 1: I really need a shit but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.

Guy 2: Dude just do a mind poo.

Guy 1: A mind what????

Guy 2: A shit in ur mind.

Guy 1: *does shit in mind* Dude that feel heaps better.

See poo, shit, toilet, loo, mind
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