Mind That Child!

What is Mind That Child!?


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1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.

2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.

1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"

2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!


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