What is Mind That Child!?
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1) What you yell to the driver to make him/her freak out, child may be replaced with OAP/cyclist/horse/etc.
2) Written on the back of ice cream vans to warn drivers of children nearby.
1) "Mind that child!" *screech* "What child?" "Just kidding, haha!"
2) *ding-a-ling-ly-ding-a-ling-long" Mind that child!
Random Words:
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An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness because you read about it on Twitter.
*cough* *cough*
OMG
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An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by ..