What is Mind Wank?
1.
Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!
*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises
E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne
Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh
E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes
Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!
SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS
Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!
*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*
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2.
from the latin "mindus wankus" A form of masturbation which the only organ involved is ur mind, there is no tissue needed and u can have them in public and not get arrested
normally accours wen a fit/sexy/good lookin person is near or being day dreamed/fantasised about
