Mind Wank

What is Mind Wank?


1.

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.

Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)

In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril

Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)

Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?

Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!

Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!

Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!

Liz: You still having your mind wank?

Laura: Trying to.....Why?

Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

See Laura

2.

from the latin "mindus wankus" A form of masturbation which the only organ involved is ur mind, there is no tissue needed and u can have them in public and not get arrested

normally accours wen a fit/sexy/good lookin person is near or being day dreamed/fantasised about


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