What is Mindflank?
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<i>Verb</i>
Coined by Te'Devan Kurzweil, mindflanking is the art of saying something that nobody expects and expanding their mind in doing so.
Where a generally common/idiomatic exchange may be occuring, you instead say something totally whacked out and unexpected. You break a social convention and their whole perception of that convention is altered.
I'm not sure about the validity of the perception altering, but it's fun.
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: I'd like to sleep with my second cousin.
Damn...you've been mindflanked.
Random Words:
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To call at someone who you find a n00b. Calling is done by saying the word n00b with a varying pitch. Also see: n00b, noob, pwn, pwnd
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Exceptionally wide hips, prone to extensive baby making.
Damn JESS! You have some extra wide "litter hips".
See bootylicious..