What is Mindsterbate?
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An alternative to having intelligent conversation with other people, in which you have a conversation or debate with yourself, either aloud or in your head. Often caused by the absence of intelligent friends or acquaintances.
Man, my friends are such idiots. I have to mindsterbate every night.
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