Mindsturbate

What is Mindsturbate?

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To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

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