Mindsturbation

What is Mindsturbation?

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

See masturbation, jerking off, mental masturbation, wanking, wank, orospu

Zoo Monkey

1. (adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in. "If that Zoo Monkey thinks she&..

E-filz

1. Banging a fat girl in the back of a saturn in the ass. OH YEA FUCK ME IN THE ASS, E-FILZ THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!! hey bitch lets go e-fi..

Spoof Rag

1. A rag in which one ejaculates into. Keeps the surrounding area clean, but builds up laundry. Make sure you wash. Mikey waked off into..

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