What is Mines?
1.
a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.
Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?
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2.
A possessive pronoun indicating ownership by the speaker.
"Don't you be gettin' up in mines."
3.
An explosive device meant to explode when you're near it.
Man: Wow! I found a cool pencil! I might as well just slip it in my pocket
Boy: SIR!! THAT PENCIL IS MINES!
Man: Oh, I'm sorry young man - wait... wahh??
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4.
The use of this improper grammar most likely branched off from the contraction mine's (or mine is). For example "Your ice cream is vanilla, and mine's chocolate." Somewhere along the line, someone forgot that "is" is already part of "mine's" and they made the mistake of saying things like "Mine's is strawberry" or (Mine is is strawberry).
Eventually, the singular form of the word was completely dropped from the vocabulary, and "mine's" became used to show all ownership, even when adding "is" is inapplicable.
Edgar: "Hey Reggie, I just got my new phone today."
Reggie: "Yea, I think I'm gonna buy mines when I get my next paycheck, dawg."
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5.
A slang term for the
I gotta go to the mines.
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6.
Little person that snoops around. Some of her features are sweetness, softness and snuggliness. Usually very cute. Usually doing bad things.
That little Mines is so damn cute!
