Mines Edit Meaning

1.

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.

That's mines.

You got mines?

See CJ

2.

A possessive pronoun indicating ownership by the speaker.

"Don't you be gettin' up in mines."

3.

An explosive device meant to explode when you're near it.

Man: Wow! I found a cool pencil! I might as well just slip it in my pocket

Boy: SIR!! THAT PENCIL IS MINES!

Man: Oh, I'm sorry young man - wait... wahh??

See mine, mines

4.

The use of this improper grammar most likely branched off from the contraction mine's (or mine is). For example "Your ice cream is vanilla, and mine's chocolate." Somewhere along the line, someone forgot that "is" is already part of "mine's" and they made the mistake of saying things like "Mine's is strawberry" or (Mine is is strawberry).

Eventually, the singular form of the word was completely dropped from the vocabulary, and "mine's" became used to show all ownership, even when adding "is" is inapplicable.

Edgar: "Hey Reggie, I just got my new phone today."

Reggie: "Yea, I think I'm gonna buy mines when I get my next paycheck, dawg."

See mines, yours, ur

5.

A slang term for the bathroom. Generally used in rustic areas.

I gotta go to the mines.

See bathroom, lavatory, outhouse, washroom, powder room

6.

Little person that snoops around. Some of her features are sweetness, softness and snuggliness. Usually very cute. Usually doing bad things.

That little Mines is so damn cute!