What is Ming?
1.
1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly
1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.
2.
the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.
hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.
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3.
An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.
Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.
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4.
A person who has no talent and little knowledge of the job that they perform.
A totally useless person who only exists by getting others to do his work for him. A commercial parasite.
The new I.T. Manager is a total Ming, he spends all day downloading porn!
5.
A human who possesses limitless knowledge and infinite wisdom. His name sends shivers down the spines of all and may only be uttered under the breath of a whisper. His aura alone makes people shit themself.
<kid> Daddy, I want to be like Ming when I grow up and be worshipped by followers.
<dad> Don't be silly no mere mortal can be as godly as the great and merciful Ming.
6.
god-like being
i pray to ming every night
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7.
Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense:
Simple present tense: mings.
1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
Etymology: variation of
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb:
"By God I ming today!"
"I was
minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
