Minge Jerky

What is Minge Jerky?


1.

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?

Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.

Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

See cunnilingus, going down, vaginal discharge, red tide


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