Minge Mops

What is Minge Mops?

An Eastern Scottish term for sanitary towels, tampons etc. which are used to wipe up monthly leakage in and around the minge.

"Goan let me shag ye the night Agnes" said Angus

"Ye cannae shag me, cos I'm wearing ma minge mops" replied Agnes

"Och well, I'll just hae tae shag yer airse instead darling" Grinned Angus

See pussy, tampons, fanny, pish flaps, cunt

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