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1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises...
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To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.
My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream ..
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to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend...