Minge Winker Edit Meaning

1. Basically like oh my god but a mix of 'Mclovin' and 'Mohammed' :) oh my mchammed i got so shitfaced last night! ..

1. The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out. I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night..

1. a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where ..