What is Mingermorphosis?
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Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced
Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.
Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an
"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"
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