Minglewank

What is Minglewank?

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

Zelawski

1. Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men. That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night. See zel..

Rotusque

1. term used to describe one who is both very obese and exceptionally ugly; being or seeing one who is described as such is by and large a ..

Up The Fuck Shut

1. How Yoda sez "shut the fuck up." Luke: I'm not afraid. Yoda: Mmmm. Up the fuck shut. See shut the fuck up, star wars,..

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