Minglewank

What is Minglewank?

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

Yiji

1. The ancient Chinese equivelent of a Japanese geisha. Both groups are still confused as being high class- prostitutes (a.k.a. courtesans)..

Futureshop!!

1. A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution. After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period..

Ghost Wipes

1. The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet..

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