Minglewank

What is Minglewank?

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

Metsfail

1. When the New York Mets blow a game they should have won with poor defensive play and lack of clutch hitting. Also applies to choking at ..

Zaffle

1. The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled y..

Eastern Sunrise

1. When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead.....

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