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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand ..
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Ditching one's friends so that you can get some pussy from a fat pimply girl because you cannot get any normally.
Damm bro he was ..
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When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much l..
