What is Mini Boner?
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(n)When ones penis is at the midway point of being fully erect, yet it does not fully hard and protruding upward, thus creating the illusion you have a very large flacid penis.
"As I showed them my cock, they thought it was huge because of the fact I had a mini boner, yet they thought that was the actual flacidity of my penis."
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