Mini Cooper

What is Mini Cooper?


1.

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."

"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."

"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"

"Mini Cooper."

See mini, cooper, bmw, awesome, tiny, greatness

2.

A person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. This small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during sexual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. The mini cooper S is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.

Eva Longoria, 5'2"

Eva Longoria is a mini cooper.

See mini, cooper, hot, small


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