Mini Van Edit Meaning

1.

mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.

I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.

See mv, fingering, finger fuck

2.

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

See shocker, mini-van, pussy, ass

3.

vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"

me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."

See mini-van, loser, nerd, dork, pussy magnet, cock block

4.

One in the front, five in the back.

Only the classiest of women can handle a mini van.

See van, vehicle, gang, bang, classy