What is Mini Wheat?
1.
A girl who is attractive from the back but ugly as sin when seen face to face.
There are degrees of mini wheats, like to 1/2 mini wheat who is hot from all angles from behind, or the 9/10 mini wheat who is bangable from all directions except head on.
"I saw this girl with a perfect ass in line, but when she turned around she was a mini wheat."
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2.
A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.
“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”
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