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It really is Penis Cream
When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"
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To completely cover a girls face with cum
T c-dubing blanket last night...
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A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whu..