What is Minimosher?
1.
Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park. Usually seen walking around with their parents, this could be safety precautions seeming as the minimosher may trip over their baggy jeans that are also too big. Nothing much varies outside this stereotype, though some like to skateboard and others look like Fred Durst clones.
'Awww how cute, a minimosher with SATAN written on his forehead.'
'Where?'
'Look down.'
2.
small children that think their kool so copie older
look at that minimosher, he could fit in my hand.
3.
a small breed of creature which appears to have no legs (in reality, they are cleverly hidden by an XXL black Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit Hoodie) and wears 'sk8er' shoes (usually vans or similar) which are also several sizes too big. this clothing strangely seems not to impede the minimoshers 'skate moves' which they perform on their £4.99 argoskids skateboards which granny bought them for their birthday. they spend their days (when not at primary school) doing 'jumps' off the edge of pavements into the path of oncoming cars.
awwwwww look! its a minimosher! aw theyre so cuuuutesy...
4.
Someone who is an alternative wannabee or a '
Havent got an example off the top of my head....
5.
also known as minimosh or grebo in the south east of england. every "alternitive dresser! "rocker" "punk" "emo" "hardcore kid" and so on were once one of these when they were 12. minimoshers are acceptable in todays socioty if they are not past the age of 13, if they are then fire at will.
awwww look at that minimosher drunk in forbs on white lightning
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6.
That race of small children who still wear the the 'bling bling' of chains around their waists, baggy pants, hoodies and that stupid backwards cap thing.
"LimpBizkit man! Hardcore!"