What is Minimus?
1.
Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.
"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"
2.
Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.
A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"
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3.
Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.
Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...
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4.
To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.
"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus"
"Minimus Chimp? minimuschimp? allright then...)"
5.
Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.
as in: "Minimus Chimp"
