Minion Bones

What is Minion Bones?


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Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).

Minion bones get your ass OVER HERE!!

See mike


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