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When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..
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A person that believes its his or her manifest destiny to eradicate anything that rotates (generates RPMs) from his or her entire sphere..
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I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
See trainwreck, tr..