Minklewich

What is Minklewich?


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verb. mink-uhl-witch.

A sexual maneuver in which the male, while in coitus, bangs the female so hard she begins to cry. The male then leans down, very close to the female's ear and whipers in a stern, unyielding voice, "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: "Yo dude, see that bitch crying over there at the salad bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea."

Guy 1: "I totally minklewiched her last night."

Guy 2: "Niiice."

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