Minnesota Lawnmower

What is Minnesota Lawnmower?

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

See lawnmower, minnesota, ear, sheila

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