What is Minnesota Mittens?
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The act by which you insert one hand in a woman's loose vagina, your other hand in a second woman's roomy cunt, and then raise both arms (and the women on them) in victory to celebrate finding such nasty whores.
"I gave Cindy and Denise the Minnesota Mittens last night, and man did it go great with their Cincinnati Bowties."
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When one listens to music with headphones while high off of marijuana.
When I get off work I'm going straight to the 10th planet.
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On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn
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