What is Minnesota Mittens?
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The act by which you insert one hand in a woman's loose vagina, your other hand in a second woman's roomy cunt, and then raise both arms (and the women on them) in victory to celebrate finding such nasty whores.
"I gave Cindy and Denise the Minnesota Mittens last night, and man did it go great with their Cincinnati Bowties."
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