Minnesota Tag Team

What is Minnesota Tag Team?

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The Minnesota Tag Team is a sexual act, but more accurately, an artform rarely perfected on college campuses nationwide. The Minnesota Tag Team commences when a young man unleashes a load of semen onto an unsuspecting girl's face. His roomate/housemate/suitemate or simply friend, in most cases a sexually fustrated college student, catches wind of his buddy's act and proceeds in an act of anal sex with the same female. Naturally, the second friend finishes the deed onto the young woman's face, to complete the Minnesota Tag Team. Although all parties involved in the Minnesota Tag Team agree to keep their actions confidential, the young men boast the news to their buddies which spreads like wildfire, instantly boosting their stret-cred while the female is looked down upon by the community. The Minnesota Tag Team originated in Duluth, Minnesota on the campus of the University of Minnesota, where two men that fall under the pseudos of Kletius and Huckleburry pulled off the stunt.

Dialogue from a Sunday morning brunch.

Joseph: "YO, you guys won't believe this. I threw a ripper at my house last night on 22nd Street. Our boy Tony nutted up and took that hideous fat chick, Heidi, upstairs and busted all over her face right before I finished the act by banging her in the dumper and creamed ALL in her grill!" Bill: "No way Bro; you did that shit to Heidi? That bitch is gross! Whatever man, you and Tony still pulled off the Minnesota Tag Team, that's legendary! That's sick nasty playa."

Tony: "Dude, the juice of Minnesota Tag Teaming Heidi was undoubtedly worth the squeeze. On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely exteme, it was a 9.5!"

Heidi's roomate walks up to the guy's table at brunch. Heidi's roomate at brunch: "Hey guys, I woke up this morning and I noticed completed transfer papers on Heidi's desk. I thought she loved this school. You guys didn't do anything degrading like perform a Minnesota Tag Team on my roomie last night, right?!?!?"

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