Minnetonka

What is Minnetonka?


1.

Western suburb of Minneapolis, MN of approximately 50,000 residents. The high school is notorious for being conservative, disrespectful, filthy rich and, of course, almost completely caucasian. Although some of this is true, it is no worse than the majority of the nearby suburbs, especially Wayzata.

Minnetonka's state champ football team is the best team money can buy.

See Skipper

2.

Another of the yuppie suburbs of the real MplS, where all the rich white boys go to their expensive schools in their neighboorhoods with no sidewalks. Everyone who is actually from MplS is embaressed to be associated with these bootleg pricks.

Minnetonka is one of the worst of the Minneapolis suburbs, all of which suck, including Edina. Everyday I Need Attention:EDINA.

See bootleg, minneapolis, yuppie, wasp, suburban, suburbia

3.

Wannabe cake-eaters. People form Minnetonka, like most suburbs of the twin cities, are just jealous that they arent from edina. There is no getting around it, Edina is just superior.

Minnetonka has the Lakes, but Edina has the boats.

See edina, minnesota, twin cities, snob


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