What is Minnetonka Muskie Lunge?


1.

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

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