What is Minnows?
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Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.
Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.
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A fake gang name that a desperately white boy made up. It means, "I got two vacuum cleaners"
"Hoover duce bitches!"..
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An ethnic food item served on a stick. Featured on The Simpsons. Usually served with crab juice...
