Minotaur

What is Minotaur?


1.

An ancient greek half-man half-bull beast.

The Minotaur with the axe killed him.

See centaur, bull, man, axe

2.

an antisocial and/or alcoholic librarian that works - and frequently masturbates - in the stacks of large public and university libraries.

I went to the world civilization stacks on the third floor and could have sworn a minotaur was spying from two stacks over.

3.

crazy monster like strength with amazing capabilities

She's a major minotaur in tennis!

4.

a loud neighbor that you always hear clomping around in the apartment above you but you never actually see leave home.

"What's going on upstairs!?"

"It sounds like minotaur is pissed off."

See greek, beast, loud, neighbors, noisy

5.

Referring to an extremely sexually active & experienced male.

"I heard Jack is like, totally the Minotaur!"

See beast, sex, pimp, stud

6.

a bunch of drunken wild animals who get their horns locked together in small spaces i.e. dive bars, or someone who scratches hooves in the dirt for no reason

"Dani was a total minotaur in Home Depot last Saturday" or "I was scratchin' hooves bigtime on that Cruise. I'm such a minotaur"

**Not to be confused with the Centaur**

See sprayer, hooves, horns

7.

one of the best users ever. on par with people like Kiv, Aaron...but not final(he smells >_>). Is possibly in love with Shan. >_>

Minotaur rocks, no denying it.


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